It really is the day before Christmas

• Twas the night before Christmas, well, afternoon really
• We're all for big hugs, we're all touchy feely
• Presents beneath our black Christmas tree they sit
• I hope they're all good but probably shit

• We've shopped 'til we've dropped, go Comets, go Dixons
• Homebase and Halfords, the lights we did fix 'em
• Flashing and Throbbing, watched Batman and Robin
• Ate some minced pies, some sausage and fries

• Roll on tomorrow, it's mad but we love it
• Cooking the dinner, the turkey we stuff it
• Open the prezzies we are so full of glee
• Something for you and much more for me

• So get thee to bed, be still, rest your head
• put down that book, your clothing do shed
• Dream pleasant dreams of Christmas's past
• Close your eyes now my love, it's Christmas at last